A nice party / The ultimate SUV accessory

A nice party

As reported by Sam, we went to a "Clambake"-party yesterday. The reason for the party was to meet students from the Naval Postgraduate School (NPS), who were visiting Boston. I was surprise to find them even older than we are. So, I can still continue studying without looking that much more an idiot. I had the same food as Sam did. Sam did not like, I did: it was a flounder filled with crab and shrimp stuffing. Mine was good, not rare at all. I sat in next to professor Plasko, who was even faster than he is in the class. And funnier, a bit nasty even. Later, as Sam reports, we did not get in the bowling bar, since we did not have our IDs with us. I am getting used to this moronic policy of not being able to use one's brain, it is the way to behave in a society, in which there is no trust, and in which freedom is being replaced by "patriot act" and other totalitarian legislation. All this idiocy will certainly backfire very soon. I will not be here when it does. I will go to Europe, where people, even bouncers, are free to use their own brains, not those codified in obscure collections of laws and Supreme court case decisions or whatever. I think this counts as "something harsh", which Sam was anticipating.

The ultimate SUV accessory

So, you have a 4-wheel drive SUV. You do not have the guts to take it to the countryside. Or, maybe you live in a city, and countryside is too far for you. And your golf-club does not allow you to drive on the greens. It is a bit embarrassing to have such a car and not be able to use it where it belongs. Take it easy, there is a solution. Just buy a can of spray-on mud, spray it on your SUV, and your neighbors will die in their envy! Place your orders now as supplies last!

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